plumpy gets all the chicks

so, you know how I said that i missed ben affleck? well, it turns out my so called bff plumpy didn't tell me that he was invited to the after party that ben was at. jerk. turns out jenny lopez was there because she was tired of that weirdo husband of hers and wanted to get back with ben affleck. well ben was married and what not so he told jenny lo to get lost and guess who was there to pick up the pieces?? PLUMPY! yeah, and he knows i've been wanting to french jenny lo for ever. life sucks, i'm listening to blondie.