hospital bloggin'

i bet you didn't know that the hospital has wifi. neither did, until i crashed last night when i was giving it to meagan from behind while she was riding on my bars. it sucks because i was on the verge of having the best orgasm ever. whatever, I dove between the ground and meagan to save her from another trip to the hospital. i'm the best. anyway, book signings are postponed for a few days due to my road rash and erection that has lasted over 24 hours. seriously.